Hello, I’m Chelsea and I am an alcoholic, kinda sorta maybe. At least, that’s what I’m supposed to say when I go to those meetings when we only know each other by our first names. For the record, I wasn’t court ordered to go. I just felt like I was overdrinking it a little.

I know this must come as a shocker to you, and I admit, it took a long time for me call that wild-eyed adventure girl a sham. But let’s be real. I’m not doing you any favors. I am starting the journey now to drain the bullshit.